He made a startled, choked little noise at that, and BB-8's dome spun around to look at her, giving the impression of reeling back in surprise just briefly before the droid rolled quickly to Poe's side, as if the pilot needed support due to the shock, "But then that's... but I'm... but... no."

It wasn't that he didn't believe her, the problem was that he did, and he knew that he wasn't going to live this down if it was some kind of prank orchestrated by Snap and Jess and the rest of them, but he didn't think it was that, either.

Very quietly, a moment later, he said: "I think I need to sit down."